On seeing a gross pathology slide of an autopsy specimen showing aortic stenosis:
“Is that end stage?”
“…uh…Yeah, so much so the guy died and we’re doing an autopsy…so yeah, that’s the most “end stage” you can get.”
Hey I didn’t order the End of The World Special.
Ominous
The deadliest screenshot…In The World
Anybody have any idea as to why this screenshot seems to kill my phone?
I grabbed it because I had a minor UI quibble, which I’ve now resolved.
But the important point is that I wanted to edit this screenshot on the phone so I could trim it to something more manageable,
e.g.:
But no. Every single time I tried to edit it with the built-in “Photos”app, it would black-screen, display the progress indicator, and then reboot with the Apple logo. And this would happen if I selected it from the camera roll OR the Photo Stream roll.
So what gives? I can try it again now and I’m pretty sure it’ll do the same thing.
This is what happens when the president comes to town.
Cool parts emphasized in bold:
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Any of the following additional actions may also be taken against a pilot who does not comply with the requirements or any special instructions or procedures announced in this NOTAM:
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Why I did not buy an iPad.
Because I can’t afford one.
China
“…unlike in China where they charge you for the bullet when they shoot you in the head.”
-ERF, M.D.
Best SOAP Note Ever.
Surgical resident encounters a “regular” to the ER not known for good hygiene:
S: Bug in ear
O: Bug in ear
A: Bug in ear
P: Removed bug.
Edible Photos
My friend sent me these pics and I think they’re pretty impressive considering everything in them is something you can eat.
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- French Countryside perhaps?
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- Balloon Race
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- Little street in town
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- Beach Inlet
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- Aquatic Scene
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- Kitchen Window
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- Mountainous road
The New & Improved Rachael Ray Drinking Game
In response to this very detailed and painfully thought-out (I assume, it would be painful to me) drinking game, I would like to hereby propose a new Rachael Ray Drinking Game:
Since most drinking games tend to be constructed on the premise that one takes a drink whenever the principal either says or does something specific, I’m going to construct this game around a slightly different one. It’s very simple, so pay attention:
If you get the idea to watch the Rachael Ray Show, take a drink.
Keep drinking until you no longer feel the need to watch her show.
This is extensible to those around you with only slight modifications:
If someone around you suggests watching the Rachael Ray Show, take a drink.
Keep drinking until you can safely(this means without spilling any alcohol) use the bottle as a club to beat this person over the head for making such a suggestion.
scattered brain 